The weirdest text message convo I've...
NY J: Would you fart in front me me?Me: I doubt it. I can't fart in front of people.
NY J: Why?
Me: I don't know...my natural reaction is to hold it in.
NY J: You can fart around me.
Me: I haven't pooped in days.(sad face)
NY J: Why?
Me: I guess I need some Activiaaaaaaaaaa.
Dec 10th
The first person I Chatroulette with and they have a drawing of a penis on their face. Why...
Dec 10th
Jessica Simpson and Billy Corgan are dating?
Ghetdafuckout!
Dec 10th
I'm playing Farm Town on Facebook
perfectimperfections: ohserena: It’s all downhill from here on out. Time to harvest my...
Dec 10th
I'm playing Farm Town on Facebook
It’s all downhill from here on out. Time to harvest my grapes!
Dec 10th
misterpeace:
cam3ron:
synecdoche:
still want this...
Dec 10th
People keep commenting about me losing weight. They make it seem like I was a real porker to begin...
Dec 10th
siddman:
tamburina:
Heheh.
Dec 10th
So today was my 4 year anniversary (fail). I was surprisingly upbeat today. Really there is no...
Dec 10th
Back then they didn't want me
Now I’m luke warm and they all on me.
Dec 10th
Special K red berries cereal...
I love you.
Dec 10th
How in the hell are yall getting album...
Dec 9th
Every time I see a ton of pics of a celebrity on my dashboard, I automatically think they...
Dec 9th
So much for 2009 being the year I “found myself”. The only thing I’ve found this...
Dec 9th
kayrutledge:
demtits:
charmyourwayout:(via billnye)
...
Dec 9th
Lindsay Lohan’s nipple is on my dashboard. I really don’t know if I should be happy or...
Dec 9th
I am not ignoring your phone calls. I just don’t feel like talking about you you you for hours...
Dec 9th
ordinarydisaster:
packofwolves:
truelovewayyy:
...
Dec 9th
He had me at Magnum condoms.
*dreamy sigh*
Dec 9th
Currently burning Them Crooked Vultures to a disc to give to a friend. I love sharing good music.
Dec 9th
Me: I'm off to find the cute guy I was helping earlier.
Coworker: Cute guy? In here? What the hell?
Me: Today is one of those rare days where there is a diamond amongst the boogers.
Coworker: Cute guy? In here? What the hell?
Me: Today is one of those rare days where there is a diamond amongst the boogers.
Dec 9th
funkyeahjamiroquai:
Photography by Carter Smith
...
Dec 9th
noeliaacosta:
(via fuckyeahjamiroquai)
I remember seeing...
Dec 8th
Fuckyeahjamiroquai is now following you
I just came.
Dec 8th
I ate a crap load of french onion sun chips last night and now I think the smell is coming out of my...
Dec 8th
Fuck people. They expect you to take their advice but get pissy when you offer them some.
Dec 8th
Listen
Alvin and the Chipmunks-The Chipmunk Song
Christmas song day 7.
Dec 8th
'Family Ties' Kid Busted in Bar Stool Brawl
Dec 7th
Biro Art - Zombie Santa Claus - Biro Doodles with a ball...
Dec 7th
I guess most people aren’t taught manners at a young age, that is why they become nasty ass...
Dec 7th
Listen
Boyz II Men-Let It Snow
Day 6.
Dec 7th
lunacyfringe:
Why hello Mr. Tatum :]
YES. I need this in...
Dec 7th
What an asshole. You knew your back was bothering you (supposedly) earlier today. You could have...
Dec 7th
iveez:
cityyandcolour:
ashley-wa:
fatalextraction:
...
Dec 7th
Grrr…why am I so fucking pissed off right now? Oh yeah, it may be the fact that New York...
Dec 7th
Two guys who have had their dicks inside of me (not at the same time) met and shook hands today.
...
Dec 7th
I bought a bunch of clothes but I’ll be damned…still don’t have much to wear to...
Dec 6th
Off to do some shopping and then go home to see my dad. I’ll miss ya tumblr.
Dec 5th
Watch
hortenseg:
To this day, I can not hear “Deck The Halls” without singing, “Ho ho ho, I’m...
Dec 5th
Autofellatio - Wikipedia, the free...
Dec 5th
Ron Jeremy - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Dec 5th
61 Free Apps We're Most Thankful For
Dec 5th
Listen
soulfulchristmasmusic:
Donny Hathaway “This Christmas”
Day 4 of Christmas music. Thanks...
Dec 5th
RIP Umaga. Another wrestler gone.
Dec 4th
Listen
The Carpenters-Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
Day 4.
Dec 4th
(via imsumthinelse)
I knew I was an 80s girl.
Dec 4th
What If Celebrities Became Their Names?
Dec 4th
Finished the Mario cross stitch and hung it in the living...
Dec 4th
via badazzmofo.com
I
Must
Watch
This!
Dec 4th
reinsangeki:
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!?!
Did I just die and...
Dec 4th
If you are following me and I’m not following you please let me know and I will follow you...
Dec 4th
(via movieoftheday)
lol…when I first saw Ethan Suplee...
Dec 4th
via www.lintcoat.com
Currently listening to.
Dec 4th
thedailywhat:
BRB, collapsing into a fetal position.
...
Dec 4th
Update about the domestic abuse next door. The police showed up twenty minutes later after I called....
Dec 4th
Once again the couple beside of us are having a domestic dispute. I called the cops damn near 10...
Dec 4th
Funny Pics November 28, 2009
Dec 4th
Animated stereoviews of old Japan
Dec 4th
Origins of 13 Common Superstitions
Dec 4th
11 Dirty TV Moments That Slipped Past the...
Dec 4th
(via magnificentjay)
Dying.
Dec 4th
Is Bella Rocking Jacob’s Weave?
Dec 4th
jhendi:
yeah, you’re good!
i’ll fingerbang you with no...
Dec 4th
Lately I’ve been ignoring that voice that says Don’t do it.
Life has been a bit better...
Dec 4th
Listen
javis-chip-frappuccino:
Prince & The Revolution - The Beautiful Ones
Easily the best song...
Dec 4th
I just asked New York Johnny if we should make up a safe word when we are “together.”
...
Dec 4th
Listen
papasfritas:
Breaking The Habit - Linkin Park
Dec 4th
Web Design Goodies for the Perpetually Broke
Dec 3rd
I am so sleepy. Good thing is this is my last day working this week. Three day break! Also I’m...
Dec 3rd
Listen
Jose Feliciano-Feliz Navidad
Christmas song day 3.
Dec 3rd
Flavors.me
Flavors.me, awesome awesome site that is still in beta but still look great. I’m too sleepy to...
Dec 3rd
Thinking about the shrimp fried rice and crab rangoon I ate for lunch today. Can’t wait for...
Dec 3rd
(via windowsdown)
Mmm…Kat Dennings. :)
Dec 3rd
kayrutledge:
mr-krabs:
corruptoranges:
...
Dec 3rd
(take your own tumblrshot)
GPOYW-The rain messed up my hair...
Dec 3rd
Listen
The Jackson 5-The Little Drummer Boy
Christmas song of the day.
Dec 3rd
Listen
The Temptations-Silent Night
A Christmas song a day for all of December.
You are welcome.
Dec 2nd
via sixpop.com
Dec 2nd
20 Things Worth Knowing About Beer
Dec 2nd
Dia De Los Muertos 1 « Boyofbow’s Weblog
Dec 2nd
American Idol Winners: Where Are They Now?
Dec 2nd
Just because a girl is horny doesn’t mean she wants to fuck everything moving.
Dec 1st